Sunday, December 06, 2009
Tuesday, December 01, 2009
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Saturday, November 21, 2009
Just a little poop story.
One day, Coraline was, as usual, running around in her birthday suit. Suddenly, she decided she had to go, and it wasn't pee this time. Now Coraline, having a fastidious nature uncoupled from actual fastidious habits, could have used the potty right next to her, but...well, she's working on that. Instead, she put on a pullup, did her business, and then removed it. All without telling her parents. She continued to play.
Her mother discovered a poop-filled diaper on the floor of the playroom, very close to the proper poop receptacle. The end. We're leaving off the cleaning details, because you can imagine.
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11/21/2009 09:00:00 PM
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Sunday, November 08, 2009
He burns at the center of time...
...but luckily they have a cream for that now.
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11/08/2009 10:57:00 AM
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
Coraline's rude and ungrateful guide to trick-or-treating
1. Refuse to wear the Halloween costume your mother sewed for you.
2. Push your brother out of the way as the door opens.
3. Remain completely silent for the duration of the time that the homeowner is present. No pleases and thank yous allowed.
4. Ignore the candy offered and instead grab for the candy bowl.
5. After the door closes, turn around and softly say, "Trick or Treat".
6. Run along the sidewalk toward the next house with your fist in the air, yelling, "MORE CANDY!"
-Christine
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10/31/2009 08:05:00 PM
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009
He's 904 years old...
...yet he looks younger and younger with each regeneration.
Just in time for Halloween, the doctor's psychic paper says, "John Smith, United States Candy Inspector General".
Doctor, your voice is different (and higher pitched), and yet its arrogance is unchanged.
He is so going to unlock you.
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10/28/2009 06:18:00 PM
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Saturday, October 24, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
A little bit of running, a little walking & a whole lot of kvetching
My son completed the Run For the Schools 1 mile run/walk. For the first quarter mile, he ran, for the second quarter he walked fast, for the 3rd quarter he whined and walked slowly and stopped to rest. And finally for the last quarter he got upset because he thought he was going to come in last (behind the handicapped boy)-so he sped up-a little.
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10/19/2009 01:41:00 PM
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Monday, October 12, 2009
She's 2 years old. How did that happen?
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10/12/2009 03:29:00 PM
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Thursday, October 08, 2009
Happy Birthday Coraline!
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10/08/2009 08:31:00 PM
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