Monday, October 15, 2007

Step 1: assemble your materials

Here are the essential materials used for cleaning babies:

  • Chunky clam chowder (the brand you use is unimportant)
  • Empty Haagen-Dazs container.
  • All purpose cleaner with bleach (for the smelly umbilical cord stump).
  • baby

1 comment:

Marjorie said...

You forgot the can of soda.....VERY important!