Saturday, October 31, 2009

Coraline's rude and ungrateful guide to trick-or-treating

1. Refuse to wear the Halloween costume your mother sewed for you.
2. Push your brother out of the way as the door opens.
3. Remain completely silent for the duration of the time that the homeowner is present. No pleases and thank yous allowed.
4. Ignore the candy offered and instead grab for the candy bowl.
5. After the door closes, turn around and softly say, "Trick or Treat".
6. Run along the sidewalk toward the next house with your fist in the air, yelling, "MORE CANDY!"

-Christine

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

He's 904 years old...

...yet he looks younger and younger with each regeneration.
Just in time for Halloween, the doctor's psychic paper says, "John Smith, United States Candy Inspector General".
Doctor, your voice is different (and higher pitched), and yet its arrogance is unchanged.
He is so going to unlock you.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

MMMMmmm. Pizza

Aizay made me a fake pizza with my favorite toppings.
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Monday, October 19, 2009

A little bit of running, a little walking & a whole lot of kvetching

My son completed the Run For the Schools 1 mile run/walk. For the first quarter mile, he ran, for the second quarter he walked fast, for the 3rd quarter he whined and walked slowly and stopped to rest. And finally for the last quarter he got upset because he thought he was going to come in last (behind the handicapped boy)-so he sped up-a little.

Conclusion: he is not a natural athlete.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Happy Birthday Coraline!

Okay, it's two days early, but Christine was making birthday cupcakes for her classmates and decided to go all Martha on it. This is deliciously out of character.
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